Weirdest Haircuts We Have Ever Seen
Introduced in the early 1900s, Oreos have been America’s favorite cookie for more than a century. The delicious artificial chocolate paired with its creamy center leaves mouths watering, making it hard to eat just one. This woman takes a love for the cookie a bit too far with this, rather creative, haircut. The colors follow the iconic wrapper, and the words and image look directly cut from the package. Oreos would make a killing using this woman’s hair as a walking ad campaign.
Woman With Oreo Haircut
Everyone loves a good sporting event. The smell of food booths, jerseys, and autographed merchandise has become cherished parts of the experience. Sporting events have been around for decades, but the act of decorating one’s body for them is relatively new. Body paint and colored hair are the typical choices to represent your favorite team, but this man took it one step further. Using his natural body hair, he represents his favorite member of the team in a way that would make them want to retire.
Man With the Number 3 Shaved Into His Back
With the rise of creativity in the salon industry came the invention of more unique hairstyles…ones that make you wonder why the idea came along in the first place. Artists come in all shapes and sizes and try their hand at all kinds of material. The fact that someone actually found a way to pull off creating a helicopter from strands of hair is truly remarkable. The only place this style belongs is on to of a helipad.
Woman With Helicopter Hairstyle
The feeling of love leads one to express it in many different ways. Some write love letters, others try their hand at songwriting, while most write a long poem with most of its words highjacked from the internet. This man decided on a different approach, shaving 2 hearts opposite each other into his chest hair. Although not an actual hairstyle, it’s worth mention, as it still involves hair. Whoever the lucky woman is, there’s no way she can resist the call of two hearts.
Body Hair Shaved Into Hearts
Candy is no longer reserved only for Halloween. Now you can use it as a delicious part of your favorite hairstyle. Wrappers included, of course. You can bring laughter and cheer to the person nearest to you when they see the array of colors attached to your hair. It may be wise to inform any wondering minds that the candy is most likely not edible, considering the expiration date is unknown. If they want free candy, they have to buy their own.
Jolly Ranchers Braided Into Hair
Rats are not the most beloved creature in the world, putting fear in the minds of many. Often thought of as vermin, pests, and decease-ridden, most opt to hunt down and eradicate these poor mammals. Carrying one around can almost ensure people stay away from you. Having one as a hairstyle can make you into a walking human repellant. From far away, it could be hard to make out what the image could be. Up close, you may end up inviting people to attack the back of your head.
Rat Hairstyle With Tail
Most people are familiar with the famous painting, The Scream, created by the famous artist, Edvard Munch in the 1890s. There have been many copies and renditions of the painting, most of them being extremely well made. Then you get attempts like this, attempts that ooze mockery of the artist and his work. The ingenuity with a razor to create such a thing is the only compliment that one can give. Munch must be rolling over in his grave.
Portrait Haircut
The mullet, popularized by the well-known group, the Beastie Boys, has been around for years. Worn by rock stars like David Bowie and Paul McCartney, and popular movie characters like Joe Dirt, it’s often referred to as business up front, party in the back. This child must have forgotten the business part at home, as it’s clear the barber used way too many example photos the try and pinpoint the perfect style. At least the boy looks happy about his rather, odd haircut.
Mullet Hairstyle
During the hottest months of the year, many seek any form of shade they can find to shield themselves from the sun’s destructive rays. Hats and sunscreen are the usual go to for the best choice of protection. This man found an effective way to cut down on the cost of the ever-increasing price of hats. He turned his entire head into the ultimate sun repellent. He will never have to worry about getting the sun in his eyes again.
Hat Hairstyle
The bowl cut, alternatively named the mushroom cut, consists of a short, symmetrical style in the shape of a bowl. It hit its peak in the 1990s with most of its wearers being celebrities. The popularity dwindled during the mid 2000s after being associated with a hate group. Today, it is making its comeback, shown off by celebrities once more, mostly women. The cut in the photo is a bit higher than the usual, and the bands definitely add an aesthetic vibe.
Bowl Haircut
Brad Pitt has had some very interesting styles over his long-standing career. It seems the older he becomes, the more outrageous his hair gets. The photo looks just as the title suggests, like a surfer crossed paths with a hobo, and their hair became intertwined. The beard is visibly unkempt and looks unwashed. It is not the style that many would seek out in a barbershop in an attempt to look like a favorite celebrity. It’s a good thing he is an amazing actor.
Brad Pitt Hairstyle
The only words that come to mind are, who let the dogs out. The hair resembles that of a wet dog who was left outside for a month to suffer through all forms of weather. The look on the man’s face infers that he is not too happy to have this abysmal hairdo plastered for all to see, and rightfully so. You have to wonder who the person was that thought the style would complement anyone, let alone be seen in public.
Man With Two Pigtails
The legend of Medusa stems from Greek mythology. Classified as a Gorgon, the snake-haired woman has struck fear in myth and reality alike. This man probably took too much influence from the stone-forming goddess, turning his hair into a true thing of horror. He can guarantee his presence can clear a room in seconds flat, due to fear of turning to stone. How this style came to be is unknown. It would be the perfect addition to a Halloween costume.
Man With Snake Style Hair
We all know about the mullet, the style of rock star’s and country singers, but not many are aware of the better counterpart, the skullet. Long strands of hair in the back and bald on top, this hairstyle originates from the 1600s, one of its wearers being one of the U.S. major general’s, Benjamin Butler. Not everyone could pull off such a unique look. The beard certainly adds flair to the otherwise off-putting hairstyle. The style really makes his ears pop.
Man With Bald Head
The Joker is one of the most well-known and well-liked villains in all of history. His psychotic nature and a quick wit make him an inspiration to different adaptations of villains in all sorts of movies. The iconic green hair adds to the Joker’s originality. The green tint is a little off, but the inspiration by the infamous joker in something you cannot overlook. His faint smile makes one wonder if he was ever asked, why so serious?
Man With Green Hair
The Simpsons star known as Krusty the Clown was a beloved character while on the show. His hair was a staple and a huge part of his identity, making it hard not to recognize him. The famous clown was an obvious influence on this man, the only difference being Krusty’s hair is an iconic green. The only thing he needs is the purple shirt and green pants, and he could star as the character himself in a live action movie.
Clown Hairdo
The Sesame Street character and beloved icon, Elmo, first appeared in the mainstream in 1972. The red fur ball, apart from Mickey, is one of the most recognized character to this day. A few have opted for a tattoo or T-shirt to show their love for the Muppet, while this woman landed on the grand idea to get his entire body placed on top of her head. Not sure how effective this version will be as a functional puppet.
Elmo Hairstyle
The hairstyle here looks like the result of a successful hunting trip, or a clever disguise to live amongst the Wookie species. She should make sure not to tread anywhere near the woods, as she could be easily mistaken as a wild animal. The weight of the hair has to feel as though she’s dragging an anchor through quicksand. It does not look comfortable having that much hair trailing behind you. Imagine how much time it takes to maintain the massive mane.
Woman With Long Hair
Lizards are incredible animals. They have been around for millions of years in some form, they can endure the coldest of temperatures, and their sense of smell comes from their tongues. They are not very effective, however, when it comes to creating a worthwhile hairstyle. One has to admit that it is very well constructed. The feet and hands are also well sculpted. No matter how well it turned out, it is probably not that great of an idea to have a lizard on top of your head.
Lizard Hair
This is the style of secret agents and whistle blowers everywhere. Keep incognito and avoid surveillance with this not at all obvious hairdo. It even comes with some stylish hair glasses, one that is sure to shield the back of your head from the sun and camera flash glare. The style is fool proof if you are trying to avoid the prying eyes of paparazzi. The only downside is that it is quickly seen as a fake if your assailant is within 5 feet of you.
Haircut With Glasses
Everyone wishes to be successful and well off enough to support their lifestyles. Gaining the amount of money to live comfortably isn’t an easy task, and with bills and low minimum wages, it can be close to impossible. Now there is an easy way to gain the money you’ve always wanted. Just turn your entire head into a never-ending money pouch. You may not have the luxury of spending the money, but it can give off the illusion that you have more than you do.
Wallet Hairstyle With Money
This hairstyle may put one in the mind of the Monopoly man, but it also bears some resemblance to the Pringles man as well. The two most iconic mustaches sharing a face, or rather, head, isn’t the only thing that is confusing about this style. Maybe he wanted to look for eloquence for his prison photo, or maybe he thought it made him look more sophisticated. It’s one way to cover up the fact that you are slowly losing your hair.
Moustache Hair
Household cleaning can be a jarring task. Finding the right supplies can be a hassle, as all cleaning supplies are not created equal. Some can get pretty expensive, especially if you are opting for the very best name brand tools. This boy was so clever, he created his own. Although it may not be useful in reaching between crevices, it would do wonders in a wide enough area. Your kitchen floors would be cleaned up in no time at all.
Broom Hair
The concept of angels has been around as long as, if not longer, then the concept of organized religion. The idea that many, after they die, would ascend to a paradise in the clouds, walk through pearly gates, and gain the ability to fly sounds too good to be true. This man is most likely practicing for when he is finally granted that beautiful halo in the clouds, a sign of never-ending peace. It’s not as angelic if created from hair.
Halo
Times can get pretty hectic for jolly old Saint Nick, especially during the holiday seasons. The stress of delivering all those presents in one night, making sure the elves are doing their jobs, and checking a list over and over again, can weigh down on anyone, even someone as magical as he. Santa is definitely overdue for a midlife crisis, and the pink hair is just his way of feeling young again. Hopefully, it doesn’t last too long, pink goes horrible with red.
Pink Hair
There are too many things wrong with this image. The eyebrows clash with the golden color of the hair. The man’s smile looks unrealistic, it’s hard to tell if it has been Photoshopped or if it’s actually real. The money shirt seems a bit on the nose due to the hair, which surely blinded the photographer during the flash. This person should get their own reality TV show, at least then we can all find out if they are indeed, real.
Golden Hair
Most people who begin to lose their hair either buy millions of products in the hopes of saving it, accept their fate and shave it, or come over what little they have left in a fatal attempt to hide the ever-growing bald spot. This man opted for the latter. The comb-over has been around for centuries, and not once has it ever fooled anyone into thinking a person had a full head of hair. It may be best to accept that you’re balding.
Comb Over
This hairstyle is very similar to a veil, one that is usually worn in wedding ceremonies. It looks like someone glued the entire blond section of her hair to the back of her head. The extremely thin bits of brown scattered all over her head is probably her actual hair, seemingly suffering from years of neglect. The eyebrows aren’t helping make a bad situation better either. If she had this done at an actual salon, she should demand her money back.
Blond Style
The hairstyle paired with the goatee puts one in the mind of a cartoon super villain ready to relay his plan of world domination to a temporarily captured hero. The smile and weird facial expression add to the creepy yet hilarious image. The hair coupled with his face makes it hard to pinpoint his exact age, the hair made him appear a bit older than he probably is. Once it grows back in, he should consider leaving it alone.
Hair On Side Of Head
Not many apps have gained the popularity that the mobile game Angry Birds have. Since its creation in 2005, there have been many games created in its likeness, even a movie adaptation. With over a billion plays, it’s safe to say that it is beloved by many. This person loves the game a little too much. The image is rather good quality but the art could use a little work. No game in history should be so loved that your hairstyle creates a sub-genre.
Angry Birds
Anime is one of the most loved things to come from Japan in the U.S. Conventions, comics, and costumes are popular, and people find any way they can to give tribute to their favorite characters. The man has indeed perfected the in real life adaptation of one of the most well-known anime characters, Goku. Despite being a bit silly and over the top, it looks pretty professional. Just imagine how much hairspray he had to use to accomplish this look.
Anime Style
The overall mushroom shape of this woman’s hair would make Mario and Luigi go after it for an extra life. If she were to crouch down in a sea of wild mushrooms, experts wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. It looks to be similar to an old 80s hairdo back when many people began to experiment with individuality, leading to the creation of many questionable styles. This mistake of a hairdo should have stayed in the past.
Mushroom
Apart from the drawn-on eyes and the obvious fact that this is a prank, there is no denying that this would be perfect for school. Imagine being in a class you don’t like, staring at the clock, wishing time would rocket by, then getting the bright idea to do this. As long as no one paid attention to the fact that your ears were no in a completely unnatural position, you could get away with sleeping through the entire class.
Fake Eyes
Nothing is better than having a hairstyle that proudly displays your favorite food. The obvious downfall would be making everyone around you hungry. It is unclear whether or not the Mohawk actually helps the style or not, but it is certain that the rat tail in the back does nothing but make it look even more ridiculous. Styles involving food in any sense is probably a bad idea, as you shouldn’t want to make yourself look like a glutton.
Sausage
Coca-Cola is the largest name brand soda company in the world. It owns the majority of soft drinks in existence today, most of which loved by many all around the world. The company may own a lot of tasty drinks, and may have a vast array of fans, but that doesn’t really justify cutting the logo into the back of your head. Unless he is being paid for the promotion, it is not worth having any sort of brand on your head.
Coca Cola
Ever since Alien Vs. Predator came out in 2004, it has gained a pretty wide fanbase. It is obvious by the picture that the boy is a huge fan of the movie. Considering the fact the movie is PG-13, it is unsure whether or not the boy is even old enough to see the movie in the first place, but a fan is a fan. If our planet is ever overrun by the predators from the movie, we could use this boy’s haircut as a decoy.
Alien Design
Marvel is the most successful when it comes to super hero movies. The Avengers, specifically, has gained fans from all backgrounds and varying ages. It’s not hard to imagine a little boy wanting a haircut featuring some of his favorite heroes. The depiction of Captain America is a little lacking in the art department. Many aspects of it is lopsided and sloppy. The full image of Iron Man isn’t quite visible, but it wouldn’t be wrong to assume it is just as bad.
Avenger
There is nothing wrong with wanting to spread a little joy and happiness to everyone who happens to take a look at the back of your head. The soulless, dead hair eyes and empty smile may have the opposite effect on the general public. It looks like something that would fare well as a creature in a low budget horror flick. The longer you stare at the terrifying faces, the creepier they become. Let’s hope their hair grows back soon.
Smiley Face
The game of Tetris has been around since 1984 and became a hit among both children and adults. Although, not as popular now, it is still played to this day. There is even a World Championship yearly for fans and active players of the game. No one loves the game as much as this man, however, too influence from the modern sports fan in decorating his hair in its likeness. If this was a real round of the game, he’d be losing.
Tetris
Going green has become a cult-like obsession within our society. From recycling to planting new trees, we try to conserve the beauty of our planet and maintain our ability to survive within it. This man decided to create new life from his own head, trumping us all in the pursuit to a better world. He may need to water his head at least two times a week, some of the flowers look as though they cannot survive another day.
Flowers
